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Post by freemiraks on Feb 28, 2008 21:25:07 GMT -5
NEWS REPORT SENT TO PLANET PITA
Hold tight Spot, HELP IS COMING. DO NOT, and we repeat, DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO JEAPORDIZE YOUR SITUATION, OR TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. I REPEAT, DO NOT,,,,,,,,ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (background noise of phaser fire, and then static for 20 seconds, then nothing).
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Commander Malex
Backyard Yowler
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Mar 2, 2008 16:00:25 GMT -5
Most Logical Evil Spot! An Accidental Open Mike on the Lyran Fleet Bridge caught the Lyran Commander Asking the Lyran Search & Destroy Team Commander an Exasperated Question, "Are They Dead Yet?" and the reply, "They're not Dead Yet!"
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Post by Evil Spock on Mar 4, 2008 10:20:00 GMT -5
"It's three O' clock in the morning,.. when the phone rings." The Lyran Provisional Occupational Force Leader (LAPOF) answers the phone. The news is grim, Pita's surviving away teams have detonated Thermo Nukler warheads across the planet. A total of 6 warheads simultaneously went off disrupting planetary operations. A cloud of radioactive debris was beginning to rise and the inhabitants of the planet were, to say the least,.. very upset at the Mirak. Exasperated the LAPOF sent word to Chairman Meow. Things were spiraling out of control in Southern Lyran. The back lines had become a shambles, multiple fleets had destroyed the Lyran southern bases. Pirates were running around all over the place. Production was at a standstill. Everything now hinged on Vangaurd and Stargazers fleets that had defeated Pita. They had vanished from orbit,.. rumored to be on a push into Southern Mirak, heading right into Admiral Nueterd's fleet. It would all be decided shortly. In the end the LAPOF wondered if Pita's grand plan for victory was actually working out, even though it had cost him his life?
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Post by Evil Spock on Mar 6, 2008 9:00:57 GMT -5
It was the phone again,.. and it was 3:00 in the morning again,..
Chairman Meow answered it, and the news was as bad as the last call. In addition to destroying the southern Lyran bases Mirak Fleet Commander Blade had now advanced to the only base remotely in contact with Southern Lyran 2221.
The Mirak fleet at 2221 had assumed a blockade position. Meow had no choice but to order the Lyrans to break the strangle hold.
If the battle does not go well the pretty much 70% of southern Lyran will have no bases at all.
Chairman Meow unplugged the phone and tried to get back to bed.
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Commander Malex
Backyard Yowler
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
Posts: 881
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Post by Commander Malex on Mar 6, 2008 20:28:34 GMT -5
LOFL= My own Laughing Out F#@%ing Loud
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Post by Evil Spock on Mar 6, 2008 21:58:13 GMT -5
The phone was ringing again,.... and again it was three AM in the morning. Most of Lyran wondered who would answer the phone after Meow ripped it from the wall,.. (note to you out of nation players this is a USA election joke)
Chairman Meow looked at the clock and thought,.. didn't I pull the cord on that confussion swirled around as his furry paw reached for the device.
It was the results of the base battle at Wolf 2221 ,.. Like most Lyran base battles things had not gone well.
The details filtered in and disgusted he rolled over hoping for more shut eye.
It was not to happen as the phone has started to ring again,... as turn 4 started.
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Post by Evil Spock on Mar 18, 2008 18:47:10 GMT -5
Spock wrapped in a heavy blanket, stood by the cave entrance and looked up,... above the storm clouds and tremendous winds from the nuclear detonations created a view out of this world. All away teams had been pinned down by fallout that was slowly dusting planet Pita's continents.
He turned, and headed back to the away team and questioned the Formatron operator.
Spock, "Still no word on the Formatron from Post, Blade, Dfly,.. anyone? Any enemy intercepts? There must be some comms going on the forumsatron?"
The Operator, "No Spock, since the detonations the Formatron has been nearly dead silent. We have only picked up a brief contact from Dread Pirate Roman ranting about something or other,..."
Spock, "Increase the gain to penetrate through this nuclear haze, we must find out what is going on, and what has happened to Vangaurds and Stargazers attack fleets"
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Far above the in the clouds, word arrived to the LAPOF, "Target Aquired". The LAPOF smiled and knew that he had Evil Spot now. The order was given FIRE! The orbitor lurched as the missile dropped from the belly of the craft and streaked downward.
In the cave, the Forumatron sputtered to life and crackled forth with a contact,... of all the people to it was Admiral Kumar,... Kumar would be the first to penetrate this nuclear Holocaust.
Spock,.. "Kumar,..? What is,..? "
The Operator,.. "Message Sir from Kumar, on the Formatron, on an open channel/all channels,.... The War is Over!"
Everyone began to smile (except Spock),... and in unison that smile vanished,...
All heard the brief screeching whistle of the missile. All knew they had about a half second before it hit. It was enough time for Spock to look The Formatron Operator in his eyes, and he back at Spock before all hell broke loose.
In the control word arrived to the LAPOF,.. direct hit Sir.
A long Purrrrr was heard,....
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Post by 6 of 9 on Mar 18, 2008 22:20:47 GMT -5
muahahahaha.....purrrrrr!
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Mar 19, 2008 16:45:13 GMT -5
would he be evil grease spot now?
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Post by Maximus Plasma on Mar 19, 2008 16:56:49 GMT -5
Evil radiation spot?
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