Post by Da Brain on Mar 29, 2007 13:58:52 GMT -5
Babylon 5 and the Chicken
What some B5 characters might say if you asked them "Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bester: The bird has obviously gone rogue.
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Delenn: You think you are doing the correct thing. So
does the chicken. Which one is right, and how do you prove
it? No. The Minbari *cannot* become involved in this manner.
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Dr. Franklin: It obviously didn't know the medical risk involved.
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G'Kar: To take back the road that was unjustly stolen from its
people!
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General Hague: That's on a need-to-know basis... and you don't.
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Ivanova: In Russia, chickens cross roads! We do not ask why!
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JMS: "We weren't going to discuss the chicken until the middle of
season three...."
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Jason Ironheart: "One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road.
One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of
them are run over by cars."
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Jeff Sinclair: I told you, I don't remember. I blacked out.
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John Sheridan: I'll allow its pedestrian outings as long as it
doesn't interfere with the smooth operation of this station.
John Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew
it straight to hell!
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Kosh: "tweetle* *blatt* *flash* Yes.
Kosh: The chicken has always been on the other side of the road.
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Lennier: I don't know. But understanding is not required. Only
obedience.
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Londo Mollari: Do you know what the last chicken said as it tried to
cross the road? "Squawk...ugh!".
Londo Mollari: Why, for a *drink*, of course! Perhaps I should join
my *good* and *dear* friend in a celebration of his good fortune...
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Michael Garibaldi: Look, I dunno, but the whole thing just feels
wrong.
Michael Garibaldi: That chicken has crossed roads before. I can tell.
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Morden: It was what the chicken wanted.
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Na'Toth: Give me a few moments alone with it and I shall uncover its
motives.
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Talia: I knew it would happen. I could sense it.
Talia: We just made you *think* that it crossed the road.
oShhhhickens are shhhooo shhhtttooopid! Daffy Duck 17:17:39 5/12/98 (0)
oMmm, mmm! Finger-lickin' good! (nt) G'Kar Junior 11:40:45 5/12/98 (0)
What some B5 characters might say if you asked them "Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bester: The bird has obviously gone rogue.
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Delenn: You think you are doing the correct thing. So
does the chicken. Which one is right, and how do you prove
it? No. The Minbari *cannot* become involved in this manner.
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Dr. Franklin: It obviously didn't know the medical risk involved.
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G'Kar: To take back the road that was unjustly stolen from its
people!
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General Hague: That's on a need-to-know basis... and you don't.
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Ivanova: In Russia, chickens cross roads! We do not ask why!
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JMS: "We weren't going to discuss the chicken until the middle of
season three...."
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Jason Ironheart: "One chicken in a thousand is hatched near a road.
One in every ten thousand of those ever tries to cross it. Half of
them are run over by cars."
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Jeff Sinclair: I told you, I don't remember. I blacked out.
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John Sheridan: I'll allow its pedestrian outings as long as it
doesn't interfere with the smooth operation of this station.
John Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew
it straight to hell!
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Kosh: "tweetle* *blatt* *flash* Yes.
Kosh: The chicken has always been on the other side of the road.
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Lennier: I don't know. But understanding is not required. Only
obedience.
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Londo Mollari: Do you know what the last chicken said as it tried to
cross the road? "Squawk...ugh!".
Londo Mollari: Why, for a *drink*, of course! Perhaps I should join
my *good* and *dear* friend in a celebration of his good fortune...
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Michael Garibaldi: Look, I dunno, but the whole thing just feels
wrong.
Michael Garibaldi: That chicken has crossed roads before. I can tell.
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Morden: It was what the chicken wanted.
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Na'Toth: Give me a few moments alone with it and I shall uncover its
motives.
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Talia: I knew it would happen. I could sense it.
Talia: We just made you *think* that it crossed the road.
oShhhhickens are shhhooo shhhtttooopid! Daffy Duck 17:17:39 5/12/98 (0)
oMmm, mmm! Finger-lickin' good! (nt) G'Kar Junior 11:40:45 5/12/98 (0)
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