Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on Dec 23, 2008 8:29:30 GMT -5
May you all have a wonderful time this Christmas,..
I will be continuing my abstencia and will be returning the weekend after Xmas.
Reports are parts of Todds area are still without power, not sure if he is in the dark still but news says that even almost 2 weeks later still no juice for some.
Postman,.. I see you did some tree cutting!
Take care all,
S
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Post by Maximus Plasma on Dec 23, 2008 9:41:09 GMT -5
Ah at last my Xmas break is here! 3 whole days off! Whoo hoo! Merry christmas to all ! ;D
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Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on Dec 23, 2008 10:41:12 GMT -5
The upper echelon of the Babylon 5 station gather for Festivus in the Ready Room.
Sheridan1,.. "Raise your glasses to the VP Ho Chi, for helping to guide this great nation in its darkest times"
Crowd,.. "Here Here"
VP Ho Chi,.. "And raise your glasses again to our indomidable foes Death Frog and Supreme Leader Vangaurd, the spirit of the fight is most admirable, excuse the pun in them."
Crowd,.. reluctantly,.. "Here Here,.."
S2,.. "And to Emperor Kumar who always brings a smile with his entertaining posts!"
More cheers,..
S1,.. "We must not forget our Romulan allies,.. they have stood strong at our side, and together our Galaxy is better prepared for the coming invasion"
From the back of the room where no one is standing,.. "Here HERE!" Confussed looking at his shot glass,.. S3,.. "this is strong drink indeed!"
Crowd roars,.. "Here Here!"
Ho Chi,.. "To the Minbari who although are lately are in the dark,.. and the Federation President Stargazer,.. strong friends in our times of need"
Crowd,.. "Here here!"
Sheridan1,.. "To all of the inhabitants of our Galaxy,.. this toast is to you!"
Crowd erupts in applause,.. S2 passes out from too much drink. Ho Chi stumbles to pick him up.
It was a long night indeed!
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Post by 6 of 9 on Dec 23, 2008 18:11:24 GMT -5
Merry Christmas to you my fellow Americans, may you live a little while longer while we prepare to invade you ;D
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Dec 23, 2008 18:24:59 GMT -5
rumor has it that your brother in crime is coming to visit in January... and to Boston at that!
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Post by Emperor Kumar on Dec 24, 2008 11:52:18 GMT -5
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE LEE’S DAY AND ALL THROUGH THE PALACE, ALL THE CREATURES WERE FORNICATING EVEN THE MOUSES. THE CLOTHING WAS STREWN ABOUT WITH NO CARE, IN THE HOPES AN ORGASM SOON WOULD BE THERE. FROM OUT OF THE CORNER THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER IT WAS MINISTER VALLINI AND HIS REALLY SMALL BLADDER DOWN THE HALL HE BOUNDED AND LEAPT, HOPING THE HALLWAY WOULD NOT SOON BE WET. THAT IS WHEN THE GODDESS ENTERED THE ROOM, MAKING EACH PERSON COME FAR TOO SOON. SHE TOOK ME GENTLY INTO HER CHARMS, AND SAID WAKE UP MAJESTY SHAKING MY ARMS. IT WAS THEN I AWOKE TO A MOISTNESS BELLOW, AH WELL I TELL MYSELF THAT’S HOW SHE GOES. HAPPY LEE’S DAY VACATION, AND HAVE GOOD FORNICATION.
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Dec 24, 2008 13:18:53 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by Gold Centurion on Dec 25, 2008 0:40:51 GMT -5
LMFAO!
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Post by Emperor Kumar on Dec 26, 2008 12:51:06 GMT -5
On the first day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
A book called how to do it and when
On the second day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the third day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the fourth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the fifth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the sixth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the seventh day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the eighth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Eight prostitutes Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the ninth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Nine months of waiting Eight prostitutes Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the tenth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Ten lords ejaculating Nine months of waiting Eight prostitutes Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the eleventh day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Eleven unmade beds Ten lords ejaculating Nine months of waiting Eight prostitutes Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
On the twelth day of Li’s day the goddess talked about
Twelve couples in Eleven unmade beds Ten lords ejaculating Nine months of waiting Eight prostitutes Seven little pills Six different positions Five diaphragm rings Foreplay instruction Three unused rubbers Two cold showers And a book called how to do it and when
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Post by Maximus Plasma on Dec 26, 2008 21:13:22 GMT -5
;D well done!
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Dec 29, 2008 14:22:21 GMT -5
lmfao!!!!
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Post by Supreme Leader Vanguard on Dec 31, 2008 13:10:41 GMT -5
LOL
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