Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
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Post by Sheridan on May 25, 2008 8:39:09 GMT -5
From the bridge of Bablyon 5 the crew could hear the constant yelling and cursing from President Sheridan's ready room. The VP had entered over 5 minutes ago and the tirade had not yet ceased.
Sheridan,. yelling,.. . "You didn't tell me anything about any #@$%&* Ancient Weapon"!!
VP Ho Chi,.. "Sir the Vorlon data matrix contained over 38,000 different permutations and interpretations. The data was fractured, incomplete, and mysterious even when properly translated. One of those interpretations discovered by the Vulcan scientist Shalifree was the weapon. All the data was in the 84,890 page document, that you ordered all senior staff to review."
Sheridan,. still yelling,. " %$#@&*^ And you handed this out to all nations!. Even the Romulans!!!!!!"
VP,.. " No Sir,.. umm,. you handed it out to all nations,... even the Romulans "
Sheridan,.. "#$%^&*!@#$%^&*()@$#$%&^&&&"
It was a long night indeed,...
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Post by DeathFrog on May 25, 2008 14:37:33 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by 6 of 9 on May 25, 2008 22:13:01 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Maximus Plasma on May 26, 2008 7:39:13 GMT -5
Even the romulans, ah gotta love it! ,.. " No Sir,.. umm,. you handed it out to all nations,... even the Romulans "  |
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Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on May 26, 2008 14:35:59 GMT -5
It was becoming a common occurrence on Babylon 5,... another meeting of Ambassadors in the WAR room. This time, an important guest speaker would be present,.. the Federation Vulcan scientist Shalifree. It was only through direct diplomatic channels from Federation President Stargazer that the OK was given for him to address the Council directly.
Shalifree had droned on to the Council for a full 90 minutes detailing the analysis methods used on the Vorlon Data Crystal Matrix. Most members had drifted off to distant thoughts. On the far side of the room the Romulan Ambassador continued to scratch at his ear looking as usual unhappy. Nearby VP Ho Chi had resorted to daydreaming of the Agamemnon's firing sequence,.. and Sheridan was thinking of the Mimbari Ambassador Dellin. Both were shocked back into the room when as Vulcan finished his speech.
Shalifree,.. ",..... amid all the illogical translations, including fluffy green bugs of death, on the translational matrix, is that the only logical conclussion is that references point to an Inter Stellar Cannon code named ISC, or an Inter Galactic Gun coded IGG,.. at those coordinates,.."
Sheridan nearly choked on his water and rose,.. "I believe the correct translation is the IGG,.. MR. SHALIFREE ! "
During this exchange,... Vice President Ho Chi handed a hastily scribbled note to Sheridan,.. the Council members chuckles over the ISC/IGG had nearly subsided.
A frown appeared on Sheridan's face as he read the note,...
Sheridan,.. "Distinguished Council memebers,... disturbing news has arrived concerning Za Ha Doom,..."
pause
Suddenly the room went instantly silent. All nations remembered the devastation of the war 25 years ago,.. It was burned in their minds like a brand. The Shadows although gone,.. would never be forgotten.
pause
Sheridan,.. "Babylon 5 has received a message,.. from a source near Z'Ha'Dum. The source of the garbled message could not be determined but what they said was odd.., "the Shadow minefield that had surrounded the Za Ha Doom is now completely gone".
The room went dead silent,... no one spoke, no one moved. Even the Romulan Ambassador Proclaimous stopped scratching at his ear,..
pause
Eventually the Federation Scientist Shalifree uttered a few simple words,.. breaking the silence.
Shalifree,... "Most illogical".
The room erupted in chaos as Ambassadors rushed to relay the news to their home worlds,.. the meeting ended in a chaotic din of panicked Ambassadors.
Sheridan gave a nod to Ho Chi and he knew what that meant ,..
"Ready room - Whiskey - Right Away."
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Post by ghostwalker on May 29, 2008 13:54:38 GMT -5
SSSSSillly humansss panic over nothingsssss. Foolsss trusssst the Vorlonsss there iss muchsss they do notsss knowsss about themss
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Post by DeathFrog on May 29, 2008 19:22:46 GMT -5
A GORN in our midstssssss
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Post by ghostwalker on May 30, 2008 0:32:52 GMT -5
GORN?!?! we are not a sluggish lizard... your puny translators cannot comprehend our language correctly... Death will come on swift wings to those who oppose us. Leave us be and you will live.
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Post by ghostwalker on Jun 17, 2008 19:29:11 GMT -5
You will die a slow painful death... we do not fear disruptors unlike our cousins.
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rfawarchild
Litter Box Cleaner
I LOVE the glow of a plasma ravaged ship!
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Post by rfawarchild on Jun 19, 2008 11:41:25 GMT -5
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Post by DeathFrog on Jun 19, 2008 18:19:57 GMT -5
OMG, HE does exist
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Dec 15, 2008 0:16:55 GMT -5
The Vorlon watches the recording of the b5 council meeting from months earlier Shalifree,.. ",..... amid all the illogical translations, including fluffy green bugs of death, on the translational matrix, is that the only logical conclussion is that references point to an Inter Stellar Cannon code named ISC, or an Inter Galactic Gun coded IGG,.. at those coordinates,.." Sheridan nearly choked on his water and rose,.. "I believe the correct translation is the IGG,.. MR. SHALIFREE ! " During this exchange,... Vice President Ho Chi handed a hastily scribbled note to Sheridan,.. the Council members chuckles over the ISC/IGG had nearly subsided. IGG?... we never built a giant space gun... something that had not happened in a dozen centuries... a vorlon was puzzled |
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Ho Chi
Scurvy Cat
The Devil's Advocate
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Post by Ho Chi on Dec 15, 2008 14:26:45 GMT -5
Ho Chi entered the diplomatic section of B5, B5 command had placed the Vorlon visitor in Ambassador Kosh's old residence as it was already full equipped to handle the requirements of the Vorlon.
As the Vice President arrived at the entrance, the door slide open. The peculiar voice of the Vorlon beckoned him to enter.
"Ambassador, I would like to personally welcome you to B5."
"Yes. What do you want?"
"Well, if you do not mind I do have a question or two in regard to recent events."
The Vorlon stood silent as if waiting. The Vice President accepted that as a yes. He asked:
"First, a recent expedition to the Vorlon HW led to the discovery of a ancient Vorlon artifact...." Ho Chi continues to provide all the details of the discovery as reported by the Commander of the EA fleet. Then the question he was waiting to ask was presented. "Ambassador, what is this artifact and how does it relate to the other artifacts that have been found throughout the galaxy as indicated by the damaged Vorlon Transport months ago? How does these objects in hyperspace tie in, as they seem to be activated upon contact with the artifact?
The Vorlon stood eye to chest as Ho Chi waited for the answers.....
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Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on Dec 16, 2008 12:36:09 GMT -5
Hold your ground Ho Chi,...
"Stay on target,... Stayyy onnnn Target!"
"Gold Leader,.. I am coming down S3 out"
LOL
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