Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on Jul 1, 2008 10:24:14 GMT -5
These are the words of the Narn,.. 25 years ago.
We need leaders like this now, before the night falls.
"The Universe speaks in many languages, but only one voice. The language is not Narn, or Human, or Centauri, or Gaim, or Minbari." "It speaks in the language of hope. It speaks in the language of trust." "It speaks in the language of strength and the language of compassion. It is the language of the heart and the language of the soul. But always, it is the same voice. It's the voice of our ancestors speaking through us and the voice of our inheritors waiting to be born. It is the small still voice that says we are one. No matter the blood, no matter the skin, no matter the world, no matter the star, we are one. No matter the pain, no matter the darkness, no matter the loss, no matter the fear, we are one. Here gathered together in common cause, we agree to recognize this singular truth and this singular rule. That we must be kind to one another." "Because each voice enriches us and ennobles us and each voice loss diminishes us. We are the voice of the universe. The soul of creation. The fire that will light the way to a better future. We are one." "We are one"
- G'Kar's Declaration of Principles
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 5, 2008 0:35:01 GMT -5
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 5, 2008 1:26:15 GMT -5
  ISN SPECIAL REPORTINSIDE THE NARNIAN GANGSTAZISN Report: New Compton, Narn PrimeISN recaps Narnian history of late for those living in the past.
Following the Centauri-Narn Wars, the Narnian Heirarchy was purged by the aggressive Street Gang of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (themselves disciples of The Treacherous Three) established the Rule of Rap in Greater Narnia. They also renamed the capital New Rap City. However, Rap was falling into decline with the advent of new actors on the Narnian stage. The assassinations of Generals Run-D.M.C. and LL Cool J, and the collapse of the Rap dynasty created a spasm of violence on Narn Prime. Into this chaos stepped Grand Admiral Dr. Dre with his trusted sage, the esteemed Father of Souls Jaymz Brown. This coup d'etat brought the transition from the Age of Rap, to the Hip-Hop Dynasty. The capital was also renamed New Compton. Formerly peaceful Narn rulers have been replaced by the Gangsta Thugz. Grand Admiral Dr.Dre has responded to galactic concerns with a long series of lyrical diatribes. His most concerning: "East Galaxy/ West Galaxy Killas" has left the region in shock and wondering what his next move might be. A famous phrase sums it up: "Now when I bomb like Sadaam, the world feels The Wrath of Khan
Desert Storm in this modern day Babylon
I be the twelve disciples strap arms
All black on running your spot hit the safe and I'm gone"However, concerning all is that a myriad of new G-Thugz has arisen to serve Hip-Hop, such as the infamous Col. DMX of the Narnian Marine Corps. His disturbing behavior has left many wondering if he is indeed mad or just Mad. Either way, Narnia has gone to the dawgs…of war that is. Violence is prevalent in this new society, such as the assassination of the rival for the throne of Narnia, The Notorious B.I.G. His disciple however, Col. PDiddy, has fallen in with the ruling clique. The kidnapping of Gen. ShugNite led many to believe the end was near, not so though. Some have suspected the Narn Hip-Hop Regime is cracking at the seams. Narnian Press Master, Major Eminem, confounded all analysts with his ranting, leaving many in the room quite unconfortable: "We ain't nothing but mammals.. Well, some of us is cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP];
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope”Reports indicate he has since been placed under psychiatric observation. Also the tragic assassination of General 2PAC, left many wondering just what the future of Gangstaz will be. All that is known is that Dr.Dre rules with an Iron Fist with his enforcers Generals Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Wayne, and Col. DMX. This report brought to you by ISN Special Reports and  TAKE THAT SHERIDAN!!!
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Sheridan
Backyard Yowler
President Earth Alliance
We stand on the Edge of the Shadow
Posts: 633
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Post by Sheridan on Jul 5, 2008 9:05:55 GMT -5
Sir we detected a message from the Narnia.
Sheridan reads the printout,... "What the hell kind of code is this? I don't get it! ?
Sir we have our codebreakers working on it but they are also stumped.
Sheridan thinks he must be getting too old for these younger races in this galaxy,.. He realizes,... he is thinking like a First One. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Sheridan puts down the read out and thinks back to his old friend Kosh,...
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 5, 2008 18:43:20 GMT -5
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 7, 2008 18:12:37 GMT -5
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 13, 2008 22:58:36 GMT -5
ISN OBITUARY ISN is reporting the death of G'Kar, once-famous representative of the old Narn civilization and known associate of the EA leader Sheridan. It seems he had fallen on hard times and was panhandling on the streets of New Compton. The former representative of the Narn Regime had been arrested, tortured and imprisoned during the Rap regime but released for his obvious service to the Narn peoples. However, the Hip Hop Dynasty re-imprisoned him and reduced him to a mere criminal with severe arrogance and rebellious ambitions. He was released a few years ago and had been eating in soup-kitchens. Reports indicate he was killed when a Pimped Out hover-Cadillac Escalade Mk. XVIII struck him. The many street gangs which rule New Compton race in the styreets and make sport out of running over hobos and vagabonds (and assorted pedestrians). This is known as the Street Thug Death Races. Narn Hip-Hop Ruler Dr. Dre has commented: "Served that Bi-a*ch right crossin' da street like that!"General Snoop Dogg has responded: "Wha cha think dat [expletive deleted] wuz gonna live forever? He got his [expletive deleted] a$$ [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] little Bi-a*ch [expletive deleted] smoked like a cheap cigar! He's a dead motha-[expletive deleted] now! Now get that [expletive deleted] camera up outta my face or ya gonna be..."
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 17, 2008 9:25:34 GMT -5
ISN BREAKING JUDICIAL NEWSISN News Compound (Armored), New Compton, Narnia Prime.Inside sources at the Narnian Ministry of Information have reported that the Narn Press Secretary Eminem has been sentenced to 35 years of incarceration at the New Compton Prison for the Criminally Insane for his threatening language against the great Imperious Hip-Hop Master-Blaster Dr. Dre.  The courts pointed to this line of his last official statement in front of the Intergalactic Press Corps:"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)"This didn't go over well with Dr. Dre.
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Ho Chi
Scurvy Cat
The Devil's Advocate
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Post by Ho Chi on Jul 23, 2008 7:26:44 GMT -5
Hmmm....does this mean we cannot go to war with the Narn? We don't want to be labeled "UGLY WHITE IMPOTENT RACIST COWARDS"
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Post by Satai Vadenn ra Sinoval on Jul 23, 2008 8:50:00 GMT -5
have we been spamed?
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Post by Head Fur Shalafi on Jul 23, 2008 10:06:10 GMT -5
yes we've been spammed.... give me a minute and i'll remove it... it's been happening off and on for the last month and a half or so.
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 23, 2008 13:01:43 GMT -5
Sheesh! I dunno whats going on but don't mean to offend anyone. Alex (my son) likes hip-hop and named all his ships for current hip-hop artists names. I was just going along with his interests to "spice" up the campaign. Thus I figured in a I could can parody them too: I'll move to other "races" (no offense meant) and try not to offend the extremist intergalactic alien civil rights movements. For the integrity of the message boards I'll lighten up. 
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 23, 2008 22:43:50 GMT -5
ISN Business NewsDR. DRE unveils new economic stimulus for Hip-Hoppin' Narnians www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1826073,00.html Gotta be better than the Guerilla War going on in Narnia.
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Jul 26, 2008 9:01:02 GMT -5
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Post by ISN War Reporter (Embedded) on Oct 13, 2008 23:34:57 GMT -5
Narnian Thug-in-Charge Dr. Dre just finished breakfast and torturing another few ISN reporters  in the New Compton State Detention Center. Tired from his ordeal, he went back to his Crib (Command center/ Palace). There he drank some of his 40 ounce, and listened to the staff meeting. Losses were mounting but acceptable so far. Col. DMX was off on some crazy commando mission, General Lil’ Wayne was also preparing a planetary assault. Only General Snoop Dogg was available along with the usual suspects. The Minister of Internal Terror, Col. Ludacris reported that ISN was irritating and needed to be suppressed at all costs. Dr Dre said "yeah, smoke dem fools!" The Red Blob assaults had unnerved the General Staff as no one knew if these were a new sophisticated attack machine of the Centauri or some new Street Gang working their way onto Narnian Turf! Further study was needed... Dr Dre lit up another Blunt and took it all in thinking to himself, "Man, This is all going according to plan so far...Cool..."
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