The Narnian Invade

[Sheridan]

President Sheridan addresses the B5 Council,..

Word has arrived from our picket fleet that the Nation of Narnia has invaded the Earth Alliance. The first declaration of war in the game,.. has now turned into open conflict. The breach of our sovereign space is a serious crime and will be prosecuted long after the Narn fleet turns and flees/runs back to its home space. The Narn attempts to sneak into EA space has been detected and will be halted.

Our 2 Earth Alliance Heavy Cruisers stand ready to stop the Narn fleet of 2xCA's and a CL.

Run for your lives Captains of those Narn ships,... not all is as it seems!

President Sheridan

Ref: Let us know when the Pursuit roll is to be made,.. we are engaging the Narn ships.

[Sheridan]

The Narn Commander reviews the forces,.. "We have them,.. There is no way those two Earth Alliance CA's can stand up to our force. We will destroy them!"

The Narn Fleet begins to advance on the EA CA's,....

Seemly oblivious to the danger before them the EA fleet also proceeds forward, sending a message of surrender or be destroyed.

As the fleets close,.. something is detected on long range scans,... something odd.

Narn Commander, "Visual"

Science Officer,.. "It is already up Sir?"

Narn Commander, "I can't see a thing, are you sure this is working?"

The entire bridge crew studying the screen begins to notice something odd,.. something blending in very well with the background stars. A massive ship with a very peculiar hull. It is the hull of an ancient enemy. It is a Shadow Hull,.. under full Warp intercepting into the battle field!

The look of terror can be seen on all the Narnian crew.

Narn Commander,.. "It is a Trap!"

[ISN War Reporter (Embedded)]

Aug 26, 2008 19:54:07 GMT -5 Sheridan said:

President Sheridan addresses the B5 Council,..

Word has arrived from our picket fleet that the Nation of Narnia has invaded the Earth Alliance. The first declaration of war in the game,.. has now turned into open conflict...

Yes, The Narnians took your declaration seriously... ;D

[Sheridan]

That was probably their first mistake of the game ;D

[Head Fur Shalafi]

Aug 27, 2008 12:15:20 GMT -5 Sheridan said:

Narn Commander,.. "It is a Trap!"

The death star's shield generator isn't down!!! .... er... oh....wait...

[Emperor Kumar]

“ It seems the um..the er...” the Emperor turns to his minister “what is the earth word for when you reproduce a body and place a brain in it?”
“I believe it is called a clown my lord,” minister Vallini chimes in.
“Yes a clown, it seems the clown Sheridan has ignored our warnings about the Narn aggression. Perhaps it is because his clown bodies deteriorate so quickly his ears are failing him. Did you know the last time I saw him on Babylon 5 his eye twitched constantly... I did not know if he was having a fit or coming on to me.”
The royal court chuckles.
“Anyway, it seems the nipple neck...”
“Emperor, Please, decorum,” Vallini injects.
“Sorry, Sorry...it seems the clown Sheridan refused to do anything other than declare war on Narn and now it seems word of the expansion again reaches us here at the royal court again. Our burden as on of the older races to put down these barbarians once and for all.”
The royal court whispers among themselves.
“We paid a heavy price in the last war and again it rears its ugly head again in the shape of the Narn, but if we wait for the clown to do something we risk losing our homeworld to this new war.”
The minister hands out ballots and the emperor states”we now vote on whether to declare war or sit her and wait for the Narn to kill us or place us in chains. Before it was the voice of the Emperor alone that declared war, we can no longer make those kind of mistakes I leave it in the hands of the royal court.”

[Gold Centurion]

The Centauri communications ministry received a rather weak signalled message:

In a low mechanical halting voice:
"Emperor Kumar,
What is this Narn Aggression you speak of? Who is this Clown you speak of? Is President Sheridan of the Earth Alliance a Clown? This does not compute... We were under the assumption we were negotiating with the President of the Earth Forces, not a Clown. Who are the Narn? Are they Clowns as well? Are they enemies of the Earth? Are you an Enemy of the Earth? Who are Earth's Allies? Who are yours? Where is the Battlestar Olympia? This is Gold Centurion DCLXVI of the Cylon XIIIth Battle Fleet."

[ISN War Reporter (Embedded)]

ISN BREAKING NEWS FLASH

NARN FLEET APPARENTLY SLIPS BEHIND EARTH ALLIANCE LINES AND IS AMBUSHED BY EARTH ALLIANCE FLEET OF DOOM
NO ONE SERIOUSLY BELIEVES A 2xCA/1xCL NARN FLEET CAN DEFEAT AN E.A. 1xDN/ /2xCA FLEET!!! HOWEVER, NARN MESSAGE TRAFFIC INDICATES THE UNBELIEVABLE! THE NARN RESPONSE:
"This is Admiral Ice Tray of the Narn Gettin' Even Fleet, Lissen yoo Sorry Frodo, Naw He-ell No! We'z ATTACKING YOO!!! AN' YOOZ GONNA DIE!!!!!! BOO-YAAA!"

ISN AWAITS AN E.A. RESPONSE TO THIS PROVOCATION. APPARENTLY THE NARN HAVE BROUGHT THE WAR TO THE EARTH ALLIANCES' DOORSTEP

[Sheridan]

Our official response is that we are sorry for the lose of life that the Narn and EA will suffer.

[ISN War Reporter (Embedded)]

ISN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

It seems the Narnian Gangsta's Regime has suffered an serious setback. The "Gettin' Even" fleet has been destroyed while trying to make a deep invasion of the Earth Alliance. There has been no comment from the Narn Ambassador nor Ministry of Propaganda. The Narn have made aggressive overtones in the past but sending a deep strike fleet was beyond bold! Now the Narn appear to be just outside of the Centauri and Lyran Homeworlds... What ever are these Narnian Thugz Thinking? What is their goal?

[Sheridan]

I thought the Narn and Lyran were allied,.. maybe they are going for an upgrade or resupply (women),.. ?

[Head Fur Shalafi]

hmmm.... always suspected the Narns had a thing for furries

[Gold Centurion]

LOL

[LoCatus of Borg]

Nothing like Kitty love! ;D

[ISN War Reporter (Embedded)]

EXTRA EXTRA!!!
NARNIAN FLEET DEFEATS UFO ASSAULT. No Losses Reported.