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Post by DeathFrog on Dec 8, 2007 14:32:29 GMT -5
Message to all LYRANS We, the MIRAK, have studied the effects of LYRANS using ESGs. This is what happens to the Lyrans.
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Commander Malex
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Dec 14, 2007 20:20:35 GMT -5
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Post by Supreme Leader Vanguard on Dec 15, 2007 19:31:37 GMT -5
I am to "LAZY" to read that.
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Commander Malex
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Post by Commander Malex on Dec 17, 2007 14:23:04 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]BACK IN BLACK![/shadow] PRIORITY TRANSMISSION Our Mighty Righty Mirakian Missile Masters!!! You Bring Merciless Death To Our Lyro-Listless Enema-Enemies! Your Invincibility Knows No Equal in All the Galaxy! Glorious Noble Mirak Military Masters! Your Honors Are Collecting In Mighty Golden-maned Heaps Awaiting Your Triumphant Return! More Medals are Being Readied to Wear 'round Your Necks! Further Victory Milk Shall Be Served!!!!!!
This Has Been A Public Service Announcement Of The Mirak Ministry Of Propagandistic Information!
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Commander Malex
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Dec 17, 2007 14:37:52 GMT -5
Act One, Scene Two: Commander Malex, looks around his ship. The crew were mostly just kittens. Rock 'n' rollers with one foot in their graves. Young, but tough. Yes, Malex knew he'd trained hard them for just this day. True, they paid a bloody price. Malex knew too that he was in fact merciless, but thats why HE was in charge. It's a Kat's life out there, not much room at the Top! He looked over at his Mirak Marine Security Detail. Now Those Are Mean Looking! These Space Troopers, an elite force, They'd traded in their ancient Water craft for Starships, and went tearing apart planets looking for enemies to kill....He looks back, with a gleam of pride in his eyes, to his monitor to review the streaming data feed from the Battle at TwentyOne Eighteen...
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Commander Malex
Backyard Yowler
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Dec 19, 2007 11:24:12 GMT -5
ACT One, Scene Three Commander Malex, patiently awaits further orders from the Directorate of Operations on the highly scrambled coded subspace network. Impatiently listening to the After Action Reports, he wonders just when the real fighting will begin. He knows, his mission is hard...but that's why he volunteered. "Yeah, I'm too Old a Kat for this Shi#. So what...never let that stand in my way." He thought. He paws his Mirak Commando badge...that was tough to get, paid in blood. His hand-picked crew is well versed in just such operations as these. Too bad most if not all of them will never see home. He reaches for another Hot Milk (laced with Katnipian Brandy). He thinks to himself..."Good thing I brought those 12 cases of 2039 vintage...I hope it holds out"
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Commander Malex
Backyard Yowler
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Dec 27, 2007 0:44:24 GMT -5
PS, good thing we're not fighting Hydrans or Feds, one I can't think of enough vocab for and the other...well, let's not go there...too replete with rich words.
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Commander Malex
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Jan 6, 2008 1:45:19 GMT -5
Lyrans, Lyrans Come Out Where-ever You Are...
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Commander Malex
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! "Kat-Of-Endless-Droning"
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Post by Commander Malex on Jan 15, 2008 21:02:43 GMT -5
Krrraaaapppppp! Act Two, Scene One Commander Malex watched the screens intensely on his flagship bridge. Silence was heard (yes...heard) throughout the ship. The tension was so thick...a chainsaw would have been needed to cut through it. Then, after hearing enough of the SITREP of the Battle of the Tug (3122), Malex gets up slugs down his Katnipian Brandy-laced Milk, punches the comms button and makes his announcement:Crew of the Orange Fleet, as you know we have massed our strength and will avenge the brave noble cats, our comrades in arms, who perished by some Lyran treachery! The price, for our Mirak felines is hard to accept, but necessary for total victory! Long Live The Mirak Star League!!!T he XO Kat-Burgler, watches Malex storm off to his quarters, no doubt for a whole bottle of Katnipian Brandy this time! He hopes the Commander holds it together this time without falling off the wagon again. There are rumors of what happens when he gets out of control, but thats why he was given this mission after all...
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Post by DeathFrog on Jan 15, 2008 21:44:52 GMT -5
LMAO, keep it up, literally eheh
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Post by 6 of 9 on Jan 15, 2008 22:02:42 GMT -5
Why are we the traitors if it is your race who started this whole mess? Remember you fired first on a PEACE accord meeting
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Post by DeathFrog on Jan 15, 2008 22:56:34 GMT -5
WEll, if you count hitting the MCB, (make coffee button) as firing first, and not the anal probe you shot at us, then so be it eheh. WE see it as a unnecessarily dangerous probe as the first actual shot.
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