Malex's Rantings

[Fleet Commander Newterd]

I added you to my quote list. Well done!

[The Instigator]

Sounds like a cat fight coming


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[Fleet Commander Newterd]

[Fleet Commander Newterd]

[Commander Malex]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Commander Malex]

Act Two, Scene Two:

Cdr. Malex, infuriated by the destruction of the Peace Accord Fleet, angered by the Lyro-Lechery and suspicious of Traitors within the Mirak ranks, watched as the Rancid Kat approached the planet with malice and evil in his heart!

He barked orders to the Captain of his Ground Force:
"Captain Bar-Nun, prepare your Mercenary Bastages to deal Death and Destruction to these Lyro-Loosers! I expect plenty of Loot, so pillage effectively, leave them nothing! Make it Quick and Lethal, and I want Hostages! Understood?"
Captain Bar-Nun replied with his usual Orion zeal: "Yessir!"
XO Kat-Burgler: "Sir, approaching the assault point soon"
Malex: You, Ensign, get me another Bottle of Brandy from my Office!"

[Commander Malex]

Act Two, Scene Three:


Far below the leased Orion Cruiser, the Rancid Kat, the Mirak and Orion forces were devastating Lyra Prime, the capital of their star empire.
The smoke was blinding and stank of the odor of burning feline bodies. The sounds of the exploding demolition charges were deafening, barely drowning out the screams of the dying Lyrans. Captain Bar-Nun, an Orion Mercenary Pirate and Captain of the Mirak Ground Assault Force opened up his communicator and reported to Cdr. Malex.
"Commander Malex, the primary economic targets have been destroyed. That includes the Assault Shuttle landing forces targets and as well as confirming the effectiveness of your orbital photon attacks on Lyran Pseudo-Fighter bases. This should cost those Lyrans heavily and delay any response. Additionally, the surprise dual Suicide Shuttle attacks on the Lyran Prime Capital spaceport were a resounding success with local reports indicating nearly 7,500 casualties and countless missing. We successfully assassinated a half a dozen Lyran government officials in their vacation homes as well. We successfully acquired the two dozen government hostages you requested. We're completing the beam out and as our Ground Assaults and Photon attacks have disrupted their retaliatory capabilities most effectively. Over"


Cdr. Malex on the bridge of the Rancid Kat barked orders to XO Kat-Burgler: "Very Well Bar-None, Prepare to recover the ground forces and return to stealth mode. Our work is done here...for now! Those Lyro-Leeches will now fully understand the might of the MIRAK EMPIRE!"

[Commander Malex]

XO Kat-Burgler steadied himself.... and thought about his orders... "Kat, How many people had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was a Mirak and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Sh#t... charging a kat with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Interstellar 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?"
He listened to Malex's rantings over the OPEN Comms thru Deep Space.

He remembered a few months back when The Mirak High Command Directorate of Counter-Intelligence called him into the room...

Colonel Katz: "Your mission Kat-Burgler is to infiltrate Cdr. Malex's Orion Mercenary Covert Attack Group by whatever means available, When you find the Commander, infiltrate his team and following the successful completion of Plan Gamma23TERMINATE the Malex's command."

Kat-Burgler: "Terminate the Commander?"

General Kitchy: "He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable feline conduct. And he is still in the field commanding ships. Terminate with extreme prejudice!"

Colonel Katz: "You understand Captain that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist."

Kat-Burgler: "Yessir"

His attention snapping back to the present, Kat-Burgler thought: "They were gonna make me a major for this, and I wasn't even in their Stoopid Army anymore."

[Commander Malex]

Malex finished his 2nd Bottle of Katnipian Brandy and had a few swigs of Lyran Wine. He leaned over the dead communications officer's body, reaching for a fresh bottle of brandy from his last case. He paused when he sensed the movement behind him:

Malex: "Did they say why, Kat-Burgler, why they want to terminate my command?
Kat-Burgler (surprised Malex seems to know): "I was sent on a classified mission, sir..."
Malex: "It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?"
Kat-Burgler: "They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound."
Malex: "Are my methods unsound?"
Kat-Burgler: "I don't see any method at all, sir."
Malex: "I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?"
Kat-Burgler: "I'm a soldier."
Malex: "You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."
Kat-Burgler: "Huh? Ahgghghghghghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...
Malex removed the hidden activation device he had in his pocket with his paw. The door had been modified to slam shut at about 20x the normal speed with the safety removed good thing the strategically placed communications officers body kept Kat-Burgler in the doorway.

Malex reached for more Katnipian Brandy in the case...but it was empty!
Malex gasped:
"The Horror. The Horror. The Horror......."

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Feb 7, 2008 12:26:28 GMT -5 Fleet Commander Newterd said:

I added you to my quote list. Well done!

[Sheridan]

I do miss the Malex rantings,...
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[Commander Malex]

I loved this topic, but the last posts here were from a SPAMMER! LOL DEATH TO SPAMMERS!

[6 of 9]

BEHOLD!

ALL BE AMAZED AT THE POWER OF ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!!

SPAM BE GONE!